Overboard by Chip Dunham for December 20, 2014
Transcript:
Sweetie, can you wire me three hundred dollars at this address?. Of course, honey.. Although I know I wasn't going forty-five when I landed. Well, my speed gun said different. Do you even know who this is, how? It's officer, buddy.. And please don't play the do-you-know-who-this-is card, okay?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yes, Lucas (Jonas’s cousin) is extra vigilant on the Holiday’s!
I’ve been driving for 58 years and I’ve never had a ticket of any kind!
damage2007 over 9 years ago
Two words: Mouse Trap.
GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago
I think Santa should get him a new spead gun for Christmas. The one the officer’s using is obviously defective.
Good morning, Crew!
Ratbrat over 9 years ago
Do you know who I am?
Officer: No. Check your wallet for some ID..
instigator20 over 9 years ago
Good Morning Crew,Officer: Do you know why I am stopping you?Santa: Because you got all C’s in high school ?Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S
capkidd over 9 years ago
Step on him, Santa!!!!!
Charlie Fogwhistle over 9 years ago
Sounds like the mouse is on the take. You’re entitled to a trial, Santa.
TOMOTH over 9 years ago
Give him “Scratch” for christmas.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 9 years ago
Well, I don’t know Officer. You MAY want to re-think that ticket. What if Santa was in a hurry to get to your place to drop off your presents? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Good evening Crew!
byamrcn over 9 years ago
Time to get two cats!
(Sorry Mr. Dunham, I’ll stop now.)