Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 11, 2014

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    emjaycee  over 9 years ago

    My vegetarian boss was horrified when I informed her that her favorite condiments – Caesar dressing and Worcestershire sauce – both contained anchovies. She had absolutely no idea. After that, I made her a double cruet of oil and vinegar to keep at her desk – I was the one who went out to pick up lunches for the staff – part of my job description and I got mileage for it. No biggy.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    When her moon hits your eye like a big Pizza Pie……

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    linsonl  over 9 years ago

    When a big, ugly eel sinks its teeth in your heel, that’s a moray………..

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    shipl14  over 9 years ago

    Some more, eh?

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    What? Me worried ?  over 9 years ago

    And that smell is bad ,why ? ? ?

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    mightyfrog  over 9 years ago

    You are in a hotel room with a long haired girl in a short skirt. Why are you babbling about inanities? Light some scented candles and turn the lights down!

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    hippogriff  over 9 years ago

    N7326 Foxtrot: When the eel in the reef takes your heel in its teeth, that’s a Moray.

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    Lawrence Stetz Premium Member over 9 years ago

    What a cheesy hotel. I wonder if it has deep dish chairs.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Wow, you guys…..When you’re up in Marquette, and it’s snowing like heck, that’s some more, eh?

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