Waiter: About five minutes ago we switched from our dinner menu to bringing you something from the liquor store next door.
I wouldn’t want to eat there; I’m not a drinker and for sure my date won’t be either.
“That’s okay! Long as you don’t go trying to switch my car insurance…”
And once you’re drunk we’ll be willing to reconsider dinner – it’s the only way we can get people to eat our food.
“Does that mean no bourbon chicken?”
I’d like to recommend the special, pork rinds and jerky.
Sounds reasonably fun to me. :)
Hey, then bring me a Rel’s Infra-Red sandwich, OK? Haven’t had one of those in many, many years.
November 07, 2013
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
I wouldn’t want to eat there; I’m not a drinker and for sure my date won’t be either.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
“That’s okay! Long as you don’t go trying to switch my car insurance…”
Toonerific over 9 years ago
And once you’re drunk we’ll be willing to reconsider dinner – it’s the only way we can get people to eat our food.
blackman2732 over 9 years ago
“Does that mean no bourbon chicken?”
mightyfrog over 9 years ago
I’d like to recommend the special, pork rinds and jerky.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sounds reasonably fun to me. :)
Ushindi over 9 years ago
Hey, then bring me a Rel’s Infra-Red sandwich, OK? Haven’t had one of those in many, many years.