Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for December 21, 2014
Transcript:
Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Wally: Hey, Phil! Phil: Don't ask. Wally: Don't ask what?? Phil: What I got Val for Christmas. Wally: Why? What did you get her? Phil: NNG Wally: You haven't gotten her ANYTHING yet, have you? Phil: I can't stand the pressure! Joan: Phil, RELAX. Just remember she hates purple and loves white gold. Phil: White gold? Joan: In case you're thinking of making some sort of GRAND GESTURE. Phil: Wait, what? Wally: No pressure, pal. No pressure.
thetraveller4 over 9 years ago
Buying a ring is easy…the tough part is slipping it on the lady’s finger!!!
KZ71 over 9 years ago
I am going to bet right now… this ain’t going to work out…
thirdguy over 9 years ago
He cannot be THAT clueless.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 9 years ago
Get her a purple sweater.
marantz over 9 years ago
This story line is old and really boring now…if these 2 want to get hitched let it be decided by them, not the meddling family, which is why he should not get tied down until they learn to mind their own business!
aerilim over 9 years ago
It’s a trap, run while you can Phil…
mabrndt Premium Member over 9 years ago
Though it’s late, the holiday is still going on; so, Happy Hanukkah!
Jeff0811 over 9 years ago
Reminds me of my favorite Soap Opera, As the Stomach Turns. Take 6 weeks to belabor a story line to death, introduce new story line, don’t watch the show for a month or so, then pick up right where I left off. (Almost as good as GH. (General Horsecrap).
Tawanda over 9 years ago
I really wonder if it is inevitable. If not then does Phil get fazed out and some new Mr. Wonderful enter? Someone that doesn’t leave this vast gulf of doubt in both of their hearts? Stayed tuned right?
wherehaveallthetalentedartistsgone over 9 years ago
Yeah, this really is getting tedious. Now I’m rooting he DOESN’T ask her.
Mr. Ed over 9 years ago
Phil, just remember that marriage is the leading cause of divorce!
Skylark over 9 years ago
Am I the only one who feels everyone is out to put the screws in Phil to ACT!! I too, am getting a bit bored. S@&T or get off the pot!
AMarsh1 over 9 years ago
It’s a trap, dude. You clearly are not thinking marriage. Walk away. For a while.
gosfreikempe over 9 years ago
A wonderful Sikh family who used to live across the street from us woud also have more decorations out, and earlier, than anyone else on the block.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
What Wally said.