Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 20, 2014

Your patrolmen seem to put their pants on one leg at a time. They must be very close

Now that’s a clever play on words :)

And while you’re at it, check that stone for moss.

That’s what happens when you leave the bush.

Is the killer’s next move skinning a cat more than one way?

Yoww!

Rad-ish: I was expecting “…in search for the killdeer.”

Cliche killer also said “birds of a feather flock together.” Fella’s, let’s go to the donut shop!

Wow, I had not thought about the Terns and that famous quote for a long time.

Those birds should have never put all of their eggs in that one basket.