Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 22, 2014

…it becomes our main competitor for dominant species on the planet!

New variation on an old expression: Don’t teach a bird to bake bread. It wastes your time and annoys the bird.

Soon they will be rolling in dough. The old lady thinks the chef is a little half-baked though.

I think they’re better off just planting and harvesting the natural grains.

“Give a bird an oven…”

now its 4 and 20 blackbirds baked a pie…