When someone goes to sing, you’re waiting-And you’re anticipating the willing tap of your feet…But as soon as their lips part, a strange thing happens.Your ice cream deflates, as the milk in it starts to curdle…Babies start to cry…Puppies start to howl…Countries that were fighting , finally say:“You know what? We can work it out!”After all, you’re not as half as bad as that singing!….
I have a friend who gets excited listening to a bass sax; unfortunately her husband only knows a few note on his guitar because that was all he needed with the previous women he knew.
Actually, the campfire is not needed. Real studies have shown women find men more attractive if they are holding a guitar.http://medicalxpress.com/news/2013-05-women-men-guitar.html
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Maybe because he “pulled some strings”?
JayBluE over 9 years ago
When someone goes to sing, you’re waiting-And you’re anticipating the willing tap of your feet…But as soon as their lips part, a strange thing happens.Your ice cream deflates, as the milk in it starts to curdle…Babies start to cry…Puppies start to howl…Countries that were fighting , finally say:“You know what? We can work it out!”After all, you’re not as half as bad as that singing!….
PICTO over 9 years ago
Could it be that women suffer from “guitar envy” and just want to be plucked…?
cdward over 9 years ago
It doesn’t work with a tuba. I tried.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
I have a friend who gets excited listening to a bass sax; unfortunately her husband only knows a few note on his guitar because that was all he needed with the previous women he knew.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
She does seem overly attached.
hippogriff over 9 years ago
Fretting over something.
mightyfrog over 9 years ago
Actually, the campfire is not needed. Real studies have shown women find men more attractive if they are holding a guitar.http://medicalxpress.com/news/2013-05-women-men-guitar.html