JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 19, 1998

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woman: unbelievable! They're actually on a picket line! Dot: I hope we can resolve this before trash day. Marcy: They've been threatening to do this for years.... dot: It's finally happened... a full blown husband strike! Marcy: What are their demands? Dot: I have 'em right here. let's see....they want rewards and recognition for household chores. they want less nitpicky criticism about nitpicky stuff.....and they want constant praise and adulation. charlene: Impossible! marcy: ladies, we cannot give into these demands! Charlene: My nitpicky criticsim has made him a better human being! Dot: Let's just buy them trophies. men love trophies.