Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 29, 2014

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    naturally_easy  over 9 years ago

    Oh, they have a countdown. You just have to know how to read it. (My wife needs the one depicted here.)

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    emjaycee  over 9 years ago

    I do have to give my cat credit: he likes to twist and relax on his back rather that the usual ‘meatloaf’ position (flat on floor, front and back legs tucked underneath). If he wants a belly skritch, he’ll allow it, but if he’s not in the mood, I’ll get a hand push-away with one back leg. I think he understands the word “Ow!”; if I say that whilst trapped, he will retract, allowing me a chance to retreat and live without a Band-aid for another day.

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    fawny  over 9 years ago
    A Felinexenomorph "Handhugger "….
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    tahoeh2o  over 9 years ago

    Five of the six ends of a cat are pointy…

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    Darryl Heine  over 9 years ago

    What’s CLAMPDOWN?

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I am grateful that I am allergic.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I have scars. Clampdown is random, and on random parts. You never know, and yet we try! Love knows no reason.

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    Rista  over 9 years ago

    I have a 10 inch scar from side of elbow to back of wrist from an unexpected Clampdown. I had exactly .2 seconds warning.He was a really sweet kitty… ‘til he wasn’t.

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    Elvanion  over 9 years ago

    A cat lying on its back isn’t usually asking for a tummy rub. Thus they tend to go off sooner or later when you, to their perception, engage in trying to rip open their guts.

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