Vampires suck the blood of life – literally and metaphorically.Just look at how much time and money Twilight has sucked out of teenage girls.
How can he be depressed after dining on blood boosted with Prozac or Paxil?
That’s silly! Who ever heard of a vegetarian vampire? That lad needs counselling from Vampire Central on what it means to be one of the Undead!
Vegan vamp? Next we will go to the soup section in the grocery store and see a bunch of vegetable broth containers scattered over the floor, each having been sucked dry?
Love how even in human form he still has the leaf-nosed bat nose.
same bat-nose, same bat-time!
SkyFisher over 9 years ago
Vampires suck the blood of life – literally and metaphorically.Just look at how much time and money Twilight has sucked out of teenage girls.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
How can he be depressed after dining on blood boosted with Prozac or Paxil?
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
That’s silly! Who ever heard of a vegetarian vampire? That lad needs counselling from Vampire Central on what it means to be one of the Undead!
lopaka over 9 years ago
Vegan vamp? Next we will go to the soup section in the grocery store and see a bunch of vegetable broth containers scattered over the floor, each having been sucked dry?
Aslan Balaur over 9 years ago
Love how even in human form he still has the leaf-nosed bat nose.
celeconecca over 9 years ago
same bat-nose, same bat-time!