Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 22, 2014
October 21, 2014
October 23, 2014
Transcript:
Arlo: Oh, man! How could he drop that pass!?
Arlo: Can't anybody on this team tackle!?
Janis: Why are all the cheerleaders so flat-chested?
Janis: Oh, and your questions are better than mine?
Think Janis’s question is one a guy is more likely to ask. If they are flat-chested, they are not “sex objects” – they can just be young girls who are cheer leaders.
As a busty lady myself, I can tell you EXACTLY why they’re flat-chested: ouch. Having a small airway is not the only reason I don’t run, let’s put it that way.
stlmaddog5 over 9 years ago
The cheerleaders are guys in drag. It is the San Francisco squad, after all.
localhost over 9 years ago
ROFL!
Logicman over 9 years ago
Indeed Janis’s question is BETTER than Arlo’s!
GR6 over 9 years ago
If the cheerleaders are flat-chested, they must be watching a Junior PeeWee Football League game.
jbmlaw01 over 9 years ago
Think Janis’s question is one a guy is more likely to ask. If they are flat-chested, they are not “sex objects” – they can just be young girls who are cheer leaders.
doublepaw over 9 years ago
A lot of college cheer leaders are flat chested, short, and weigh less than 100 pounds so the guys can lift them in the air.
Arianne over 9 years ago
I thought Janis was just being ironic? But then, I guess, so are some of the comments. Then again, I’m picturing a pro game, not college.
Matthew Davis over 9 years ago
I’m with Arianne. The cheerleaders are bustier than Janis, but then again, that guy can tackle a lot better than Arlo.
Doctor_McCoy over 9 years ago
The doctor says female athletes are flat chested because the physical activity (not THAT kind of activity) changes the female hormone balance.
Mopman over 9 years ago
Was her question meant to be ridiculous, like his? As in they really are not flat at all?
nosirrom over 9 years ago
Flat-chested cheerleaders should be in woodshop. Then they would be a carpenter’s dream.
Mopman over 9 years ago
I’m sure they are, but silicone is much more realistic looking.
Retired Dude over 9 years ago
Every now and then a cheerleader gets flattened by a player. Is that what we’re talking about here?
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Don’t be fooled by all the pink, Janis. Those are the players… :-)
pepnkids over 9 years ago
I agree. it must be the 49ers.
stonehenge1951 over 9 years ago
Jimmy Johnson attended Auburn so there is a stronger possibility that the games involve them.
gregemby over 9 years ago
probably watching the Packers as they don’t have a professional cheerleading squad -they utilize a local high school’s squad.
K M over 9 years ago
Interesting that it’s Janis who comments on how flat-chested the cheerleaders are. I wouldn’t think she’d be interested in the least.
ARLOS DAD over 9 years ago
Yeah, I’d guess the Packers too…..
Luxurylife over 9 years ago
Let’s see who got flattened a couple weeks ago yep OSU thanks to Virginia Tech and the Browns tromped by the Jaguars lol
Varnes over 9 years ago
Go Packers!
Michael Arnold over 9 years ago
Surprised Arlo didn’t notice that!!
Niki1983 over 9 years ago
As a busty lady myself, I can tell you EXACTLY why they’re flat-chested: ouch. Having a small airway is not the only reason I don’t run, let’s put it that way.