A lot of people cry when they chop up an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
That’s why people cry when they smell my breath after eating the onions.
Ooooh, there’s a thought. You could also pretend the onions are the Ford brothers as the shape is about right.
Let’s see… onions aren’t used for making coffee and aren’t used in wine… Aunty is making Onion Martinis!
Actually, the real trick is to do it next to an open flame.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 9 years ago
That’s why people cry when they smell my breath after eating the onions.
ladykat over 9 years ago
Ooooh, there’s a thought. You could also pretend the onions are the Ford brothers as the shape is about right.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Let’s see… onions aren’t used for making coffee and aren’t used in wine… Aunty is making Onion Martinis!
phoenixnyc over 9 years ago
Actually, the real trick is to do it next to an open flame.