Jarrod should go to Fantasy Island, where Mr. Roarke will make him the starting quarterback on a championship team — but at what cost? Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
In all reality, Look Jarrod , What do you think we dreamed about , watching our QB pout ? No way, we dreamed about taking long hot soapy steamy showers together . Hit the showers Champ !
Omari: Cheer up Jarrod. Let’s slide over to Speedco get get you some Grecian Formula so Coach Thorp stops mistaking you for a bad version on Reed Richards.
Imagine how that poor girl who got benched for Wendy Wiley — a DANCER with “good instincts” — must have felt. At least J-rod’s replacement was a legitimate player to start.
kdizzle over 9 years ago
Ummm, Omari – I’m pretty sure True’s not pouting. Now, your former QB on the other hand…
chiphilton over 9 years ago
“I’m not pouting, damn it. I’m sulking.”
chiphilton over 9 years ago
Jarrod should go to Fantasy Island, where Mr. Roarke will make him the starting quarterback on a championship team — but at what cost? Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
Mr Reality over 9 years ago
In all reality, Look Jarrod , What do you think we dreamed about , watching our QB pout ? No way, we dreamed about taking long hot soapy steamy showers together . Hit the showers Champ !
bearwku82 over 9 years ago
Omari: Cheer up Jarrod. Let’s slide over to Speedco get get you some Grecian Formula so Coach Thorp stops mistaking you for a bad version on Reed Richards.
bitsy twill over 9 years ago
Imagine how that poor girl who got benched for Wendy Wiley — a DANCER with “good instincts” — must have felt. At least J-rod’s replacement was a legitimate player to start.
sweetg1 over 9 years ago
JROD: Ease up Omari! I’m not pouting, but I am a little butt hurt on the benching.OMARI: We still talking football?
twainreader over 9 years ago
You’re 18 years old! Why are you dreaming about Varsity Football? Mary Jo “has a balcony you could do Shakespear off of!”
ldmcdog over 9 years ago
It’s not over, Jarrod. To quote Bluto from Animal House-"was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Johnny Football said what ever I can do for our team is what matters. Emphases on OUR team.
Kip W over 9 years ago
What? It’s a GREAT play! One time they actually pulled the ol’ Quarterback Pout twice in the same game!
Mopman over 9 years ago
Today’s MUT is Oscar worthy material!
chujusmith over 9 years ago
Well done. You’ve got my Oscar vote.
softball coach over 9 years ago
Is Palookaville in the Valley Conference? And who’s their coach? Are their showers state of the art?