Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
So, now one has to wear a Kevlar vest to be safe!?
Maybe a suit of armor?
Tell you friend to try abstinence; then he would only be shot for speaking to some one’s wife.
When asked how he would want to die, Maurice Chevalier replied: “At the hands of a jealous husband!”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 9 years ago
So, now one has to wear a Kevlar vest to be safe!?
serenasakitty over 9 years ago
Maybe a suit of armor?
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Tell you friend to try abstinence; then he would only be shot for speaking to some one’s wife.
Ed Brault Premium Member over 9 years ago
When asked how he would want to die, Maurice Chevalier replied: “At the hands of a jealous husband!”