Bliss by Harry Bliss for September 26, 2014

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    ladykat  over 9 years ago

    They have just arrested some guy in Windsor, Ont., for smuggling turtles in his pants.

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    Jeff0811  over 9 years ago

    Anytime any officer of the law, K-9 or otherwise, shows an interest in you, it usually means at lease a ticket, or a trip downtown.

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    miscreant  over 9 years ago

    I had to go through security onto a NSA facility a few years ago to make a delivery in my own car. When I stopped at the gate for the search they brought a K9 out to sniff/search the car. He alerted on a bag I had in the back of the car and I started laughing my head off. The guarded asked what was so funny. I told him it was because the bag is full of dog treats. I got a bag full of samples from a friend who owns a pet warehouse. They opened the bag and I left half at the gate for the K9 officer.

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    wes tnt  over 9 years ago

    for personal use, honest. ok, let me go get falling down drunk with alcohol, but one spliff & you’re off to the hoosegow…

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    K M  over 9 years ago

    That’s funny: Most drug-sniffing dogs sit down to indicate a hit.

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