Andy was enjoying the brisk night air, looking up at the moon and the stars, wondering what he could do to brighten up Flo’s day. His simple but honest statement says it all.
What a wonderful husband Flo has. It looks as though she has finally realized how lucky she is to have someone as caring as Andy! That loving gaze in her eyes says it all.
Andy, aren’t you glad she cared enough to ask? Almost as much as you care for her. Having such a gorgeous wife is a big responsibility. I bet you could spend all night thinking of her. Why don’t you go down the pub and raise a toast to her.
Actually, if you are pissed, it might seem like a perfectly good excuse for being so late. It is only when you are sober that it does not work even though you might wish that it would.
In Andy’s drunken state he would say anything to try to keep Flo from doing him harm. I’m surprise he got in the house.
Flo looks like I believe this yeah right.
AND YOU KNOW FLO FELL FOR IT..CAUSE YOU’LL SEE THE TWO OF THEM TOMARROW…ANDY IS MY DAWG…ALWAYS…TO GET AWAY WITH SOME OF THE STUFF THAT ANDY DO, THAT MY BOY I’LL KEEP FLO…
kjaneh about 14 years ago
Don’t think Andy has been sitting anywhere but on a bar stool.
Edcole1961 about 14 years ago
There’s always, “What excuse? I’m seven hours early.”
jpozenel about 14 years ago
Andy was enjoying the brisk night air, looking up at the moon and the stars, wondering what he could do to brighten up Flo’s day. His simple but honest statement says it all.
What a wonderful husband Flo has. It looks as though she has finally realized how lucky she is to have someone as caring as Andy! That loving gaze in her eyes says it all.
Rakkav about 14 years ago
How can she see that loving gaze past that hat…and that luminescent red nose, for that matter?
Wonderful theory. Would’ve worked too, had he thought of it five hours earlier.
(I had to claw myself off the mental floor after sinking to it in awe thanks to your martini-dry satire. :) )
Llewellenbruce about 14 years ago
LIAR LIAR; Pants on fire.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
Andy, aren’t you glad she cared enough to ask? Almost as much as you care for her. Having such a gorgeous wife is a big responsibility. I bet you could spend all night thinking of her. Why don’t you go down the pub and raise a toast to her.
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
Good try, but no cigar, Andy!
Yukoner about 14 years ago
Maybe he ought to go back to the doorstep for another five hours.
HappyChappy about 14 years ago
Actually, if you are pissed, it might seem like a perfectly good excuse for being so late. It is only when you are sober that it does not work even though you might wish that it would.
wicky about 14 years ago
Fancy footwork.
showdown about 14 years ago
he sat there on the step for four hours then he realized he was on the wrong steps !
Simon_Jester about 14 years ago
Hold on, hold on, folks….Andy might not be lying, at least not when he calls Flo his ‘gorgeous wife.’
Remember he IS three sheets to the wind right now.
kab2rb about 14 years ago
In Andy’s drunken state he would say anything to try to keep Flo from doing him harm. I’m surprise he got in the house. Flo looks like I believe this yeah right.
jtviper7 about 14 years ago
I love it …The best defense is a offense…
casper6307 about 14 years ago
AND YOU KNOW FLO FELL FOR IT..CAUSE YOU’LL SEE THE TWO OF THEM TOMARROW…ANDY IS MY DAWG…ALWAYS…TO GET AWAY WITH SOME OF THE STUFF THAT ANDY DO, THAT MY BOY I’LL KEEP FLO…
Shikamoo Premium Member about 14 years ago
He may have been sitting out there wondering where his gorgeous wife lived. Flo will bring him to his senses though, just you wait and see.
josephwilliamgrant about 14 years ago
Andy and Flo are inspirations. We need them. Do not criticize them for doing their jobs so well.