Well…. this is from a Wikipedia article on the subject:
"There are several how-to books on the subject of faking one’s death, including Get Lost!, How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found, How to Create a New Identity, and The Heavy Duty New Identity."
I had the papers. They were in order. Then I did a load of laundry while I made my sandwiches cause I didn’t have any clean undies…….and well now I need new papers. Or maybe the strawberry jelly stains on the soggy smeared papers will really sell it?
Laundry isn’t that hard. (don’t tell my husband) Do like Beviek said – throw them in the washer and push a button. There are better chores to fake your own death over.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Bev….
Well…. this is from a Wikipedia article on the subject:
"There are several how-to books on the subject of faking one’s death, including Get Lost!, How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found, How to Create a New Identity, and The Heavy Duty New Identity."My own advice is pretty limited to the following:
Pack some sandwiches and clean underwear.
Please leave word so I don’t worry.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Tony… obviously not.
But I don’t see why I need any.If you die … I mean, let’s say you’d really died….
Are people expecting you to produce paperwork?
rubinocreative Premium Member over 9 years ago
Do you have the proper papers in order to fake your own death?
GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago
I don’t even have my papers in order for the real thing.
Jkiss over 9 years ago
I had the papers. They were in order. Then I did a load of laundry while I made my sandwiches cause I didn’t have any clean undies…….and well now I need new papers. Or maybe the strawberry jelly stains on the soggy smeared papers will really sell it?
Jkiss over 9 years ago
ROTFLMAO. That is too funny!
Perkycat over 9 years ago
Laundry isn’t that hard. (don’t tell my husband) Do like Beviek said – throw them in the washer and push a button. There are better chores to fake your own death over.
Olddog1 over 9 years ago
There are several prior and current political figures I wish would fake their own deaths.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’d like a laundry room. I’ll trade with you
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 9 years ago
You need to employ the Bill Cosby method. Screw it up so badly that you’ll never be allowed to do it again!
vldazzle over 9 years ago
I don’t plan to go until I have a GOOD reason. Only if I were ever to lose mobility permanently – then it won’t be fake.
My children know I don’t ever plan to be an invalid.