Hmm, if you’ve read “Live Free or Die” by John Ringo then you would know that coke is not necessarily something that you want to serve to an alien visitor.
It’s just like along the interstates! Lio’s prices are jacked way up above what that second-hand fast food cost him. He’s both serving and conning the Alien Visitor!
Hold on a second for a minute here — don’t “REST STOPS” have clean restrooms? What if the poor intergalactic blighter really needs to pee? He does have an urgent look in his eyes afterall…
The latest Twilight Zone episode; “To Serve Alien”!.Well after all, are you absolutely sure where the meat in your “Big Mac” comes from? I’m pretty sure it is not “Soylent Green”…
Simon_Jester over 9 years ago
Yer serving the Aliens McDONALDS? Whaddaya tryin’ to do, kid….get this planet reduced to a burned-out cinder?
LobosSolos Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hmm, if you’ve read “Live Free or Die” by John Ringo then you would know that coke is not necessarily something that you want to serve to an alien visitor.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 9 years ago
Alien Visitor: “Do you sell Flarb and Grablenacks?*I skipped breakfast coming past Alpha Centuri!"
*(Ham and Eggs)
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
It’s just like along the interstates! Lio’s prices are jacked way up above what that second-hand fast food cost him. He’s both serving and conning the Alien Visitor!
rshive over 9 years ago
Just make sure he gets the thin crust version.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hold on a second for a minute here — don’t “REST STOPS” have clean restrooms? What if the poor intergalactic blighter really needs to pee? He does have an urgent look in his eyes afterall…
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
The latest Twilight Zone episode; “To Serve Alien”!.Well after all, are you absolutely sure where the meat in your “Big Mac” comes from? I’m pretty sure it is not “Soylent Green”…
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
I love rest stops!!
sunchaunzo over 9 years ago
Good for you, Lio; think ahead!!!