Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 02, 2014
November 01, 2014
November 03, 2014
Transcript:
Nate: Hi, Mr. Stewart! Want your leaves raked? Stewart: No, thank you. I rake my own leaves. Nate: Wow, you do this huge yard yourself? That must take a long time. Stewart: A few days. Nate: And what does Mrs. Stewart do during those "few days?" Stewart: Oh, indoor stuff. I suppose. Nate: Ah-ha! Indoor stuff like spending hours and hours on the computer!...where she'll just happen to wanter into a chat room for people trying to rekindle old flames! Before you know it, she'll be taking off for Mexico with some high school boyfriend she hasn't seen in 60 years! ...All because you insisted on raking your own leaves! SLAM! Nate: Sad how some people just can't handle the truth. Teddy: At the next house, I'll do the talking.
peanuts511 over 9 years ago
Seriously, Nate, SERIOUSLY!!!!!
Comisftw over 9 years ago
Well, what was he gonna do?He’d already been turned down.Go for the crazy approach!
-Understandable- over 9 years ago
Everything makes sense now.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Agreed Teddy.
Bignatefan2002 over 9 years ago
Nate is the worst at trying to sell services, if I were Teddy, I would just rake leaves with Francis.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
….like the ‘finger quotes"!! Didn’t help sway the guy much this time, though……most prospective clients might’ve raised some. “none of your particular business, actually!!” remarks, four wigglin’ fingers raised!!
Fuzz78 over 9 years ago
Nate blew it. (laugh)
BIGNATE#EPIC281 almost 8 years ago
Sounds like a good idea, Teddy. Wait… IM teddy!
PBS1! over 4 years ago
Like a glittering generality except the opposite. A dull specificity.
SophieDaBigNateFan over 3 years ago
boi-
Cmcoox over 1 year ago
Maybe what nate said was why his mom left