He’s only got eyes for her…. she doesn’t really find him a-peeling… or carrot least for his crazy plots….but she knows they’ll be thrown in this thing together.
And they both have their roots in the local area, and they’re pretty compatible, even if their tastes are quite different.
Better him than that onion… She used to think he was kind of sharp, but then he made her cry.
Bev,,, if a couple of cute tomatoes want to join in, there’s not much I can do. They’d just better not call me when they land in hot water.
Arianne… I thought they were all on the way out to Hamilton Beach…
Arianne… what a concidence… we’re also waiting for others to turnip.Beets me where they are…probably still in their beds.
They loll about like vegetables in this season… As for whoever stalks her…She’s bean suspicious, but she can’t produce any proof.
I dew know when she was very young and sweet, she spent a few months in the underground….I’m worried that someone from her salad days has dug up some dirt on her,and wants a big chunk of her celery.I’ve urged her to carry pepper spray in case she’s a salted.But if I find him first, there will be quite a row, I promise.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
He’s been stewing about it, all day…
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Eventually that carrot was boiling mad! So much so, that he also threw the baby carrots out with the broth water….
Varnes over 9 years ago
beviac, yeah, where’s the beef? (30 year old cultural reference,,)
Arianne over 9 years ago
He’s got a Rival for his affections.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
He’s only got eyes for her…. she doesn’t really find him a-peeling… or carrot least for his crazy plots….but she knows they’ll be thrown in this thing together.
And they both have their roots in the local area, and they’re pretty compatible, even if their tastes are quite different.
Better him than that onion… She used to think he was kind of sharp, but then he made her cry.
Bev,,, if a couple of cute tomatoes want to join in, there’s not much I can do. They’d just better not call me when they land in hot water.
Arianne… I thought they were all on the way out to Hamilton Beach…
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hey! “Slow cooker” is not longer politically correct. It’s now “negatively accelerated cooker.” Jeeze. Don’t be such a retard.
Brown Leghorn over 9 years ago
That carrot came from the furture out of Brewster Rocket to escape the smoothy blender1
Arianne over 9 years ago
It’s amaizing how corny some of these guys can get with their pick up lines. (I know – pot/kettle) At least he doesn’t seem to be stalking her.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Arianne… what a concidence… we’re also waiting for others to turnip.Beets me where they are…probably still in their beds.
They loll about like vegetables in this season… As for whoever stalks her…She’s bean suspicious, but she can’t produce any proof.
I dew know when she was very young and sweet, she spent a few months in the underground….I’m worried that someone from her salad days has dug up some dirt on her,and wants a big chunk of her celery.I’ve urged her to carry pepper spray in case she’s a salted.But if I find him first, there will be quite a row, I promise.