Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 04, 2014

Will we get to see that terrible face, or must we imagine something worse than anything that could be drawn?

Maybe he can get a job at the Paris opera.

Community service Agowa.

Come. Slam. I’ts time to go.

Wait a second, Tarzan. This damned prostate…

Okay, the diamonds, your horse and one of those cool black stretch outfits,and then I’ll let you go.

Oh, go jump in the river then, end it all! Please!

Tarzan doesn’t take bribes. Too bad he isn’t running for any political office today. He’d make a good honest politician. Vote for Tarzan!

Huh? Capital One murder attempt is not as heinous a crime as Grand Larceny? And I don’t think the mine owner missed anything. Heck, they purposely blow diamonds up in order to inflate the prices on them. We all know Slam will jump into the river. As Nike says, “Just Do It”!

Tarzan didn’t even try to save the horse.

Ya shoulda thought about that before Slammy, my boy.

OK, then the diamonds and a ballet lesson, do we start?

This story has just about run out of any excitement by now, unless B.T. Slam throws a tantrum and Tarzan has to put him down. Which will it be—-knife between Slam’s eyeballs, or toss him over the cliff into the Crocodile Cafe below? :)> BringBackJaneAGowa!!

Slam will redeem himself and Tarzan will find it in his heart to forgive him and let him go……..(NOT)