"You will look like a fool"
You can buy boxes of Fortune Cookies at most supermarkets. This gives you, and everyone else a lot of the same fortunes.
Then perhaps she’ll fool around with you.
Help!! I’m being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!
More like a misfortune cookie: “Get sick. Die soon.”
FAKE!
When reading a fortune cookie add “in bed” to the end.As in “You will look like a fool in bed.” (It makes them worth reading)
Top panel she’s all cleavage and no face. Weird.
It is sad that splayed teeth make one “look like a fool”. Many or most of the people in the world have no access to or can’t afford orthodontic treatment.
I don’t need no stinkin’ fortune cookie to tell me that!
I can really get into cleavage.
September 06, 2014
Aussie Down Under over 9 years ago
You can buy boxes of Fortune Cookies at most supermarkets. This gives you, and everyone else a lot of the same fortunes.
Toonerific over 9 years ago
Then perhaps she’ll fool around with you.
Under Dog Premium Member over 9 years ago
Help!! I’m being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
More like a misfortune cookie: “Get sick. Die soon.”
Darryl Heine over 9 years ago
FAKE!
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 9 years ago
When reading a fortune cookie add “in bed” to the end.As in “You will look like a fool in bed.” (It makes them worth reading)
milady1 over 9 years ago
Top panel she’s all cleavage and no face. Weird.
kwanza_30303 over 9 years ago
It is sad that splayed teeth make one “look like a fool”. Many or most of the people in the world have no access to or can’t afford orthodontic treatment.
dflak over 9 years ago
I don’t need no stinkin’ fortune cookie to tell me that!
Banjo Evans over 9 years ago
I can really get into cleavage.