Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 12, 2014

Transcript:

June: What are you watching, Ralph? Oh, the baseball playoffs? I love baseball! I always wonder how they get the grass stains out of their uniforms. TV: ... And the pitch is a little upstairs! June: Upstairs?? That pitch was so high, it was in a different apartment! Ha ha! Get it? The first baseman is lucky because he gets to talk to everybody! I don't like this batter because he looks like he would've been a bully when he was a kid! When the manager gives a player a day off, does the player still have to come to the game, or can he go to the beach? How come the pitcher is allowed to have such a funny-looking beard? Isn't that a distraction? And why is the dugout so messy? Ralph: I can't wait for the next time she tries to watch "Dancing With The Stairs."