When you PREFACE your ex’s visit with “We have an ill-defined relationship” and “We’re not exclusive,” it’s definitely code for “I’m gonna do the guy on the hood of his car.”
Doc says Tank needs more iron in his diet.
That Alka-Seltzer moment when you say “I can’t believe I ate the whole forking thing!”
It ALMOST looks like he ate his thumb, also, but there it is holding the remains of the fork.
Somehow I don’t think we’re going to get the standby, “It’s not you” line from this woman. She’s never impressed me as being all that reflective.
It’s more like he needs iron.
Bill Hinds
August 01, 2014
Ravenswing over 9 years ago
When you PREFACE your ex’s visit with “We have an ill-defined relationship” and “We’re not exclusive,” it’s definitely code for “I’m gonna do the guy on the hood of his car.”
YatInExile over 9 years ago
Doc says Tank needs more iron in his diet.
sarah413 Premium Member over 9 years ago
That Alka-Seltzer moment when you say “I can’t believe I ate the whole forking thing!”
Bob Blumenfeld over 9 years ago
It ALMOST looks like he ate his thumb, also, but there it is holding the remains of the fork.
Guilty Bystander over 9 years ago
Somehow I don’t think we’re going to get the standby, “It’s not you” line from this woman. She’s never impressed me as being all that reflective.
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
It’s more like he needs iron.