The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 28, 2014
September 27, 2014
September 29, 2014
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Gladys: Let's see...did I forget anything? Gladys: Suntan lotion, nail polish, toothpaste, nail file, tweezers, sunglasses... Gladys: Eyebrow pencil, hand sanitizer, sewing kit, moisturizer, eye shadow, deodorant, cellphone, charger, checkbook, wallet... Gladys: First aid kit, perfume, hairspray, hairbrush, aspirin, tissues, keys, compact, lipstick, breath mints... Gladys: Well, I think that's everything I'll need. Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Are you packing for a trip, Gladys? Gladys: No - I bought a new purse and I want to load it with all the essentials!
flyertom over 9 years ago
I call my wife’s purse “The Abyss”.
Aussie Down Under over 9 years ago
My wife’s handbag is so heavy she really needs to enlist the help of a pack horse.
kismet1018 over 9 years ago
She forgot tissue paper! I was on a lunch break when a teenager tried to steal a woman’s purse. The purse had a long strap. The owner started swinging that purse and it caught the kid with an uppercut. Kid was TKO’ed
danlarios over 9 years ago
where’s the beef!!!
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
She’s teaching Hurricane how to stuff, I mean pack a purse.
No New Wars over 1 year ago
…spectacles screwdriver and screws, adjustable spanner, my spare tablets, Filofax, spare batteries, plasters, trolley pound, credit and debit and loyalty cards, work id and lanyard, pen and pencil…