Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 27, 2014
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip, I found an abandoned camp. Let's look for some medical supplies. Rip Haywire: Or some booze. Your shoddy girly scout stretcher is killing me! Breezy: I'm sorry, did you say something about my awesome stretcher? Rip Haywire: T-top-notch design... really soothing on my terrible injuries!
dimndno almost 10 years ago
I’d say Rip had that coming.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
Wow, the strength she used to drag him up those stairs would encourage me to say nice, if untrue, things to her.
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Mind the speed bumps, and the very soft shoulder.
PMark almost 10 years ago
My respect for Breezy increases by the minute. :)
StoicLion1973 almost 10 years ago
Today’s strip is illustrates (get it) why I’m a Breezy fan! Cobra would have just left Rip at the crash site.
ajr58 almost 10 years ago
actually it’s a travois, more than a stretcher
PMark almost 10 years ago
I hate to say it, but Rip really had that coming. You don’t insult the person who is rendering you aid.
Oh, and ajr58 is right. It is a travois, not a stretcher.
tedsini almost 10 years ago
“Travois” is french for “stretcher with one end dragging on the ground.”
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 10 years ago
Girly Scout?! LOL!
timmothyb almost 10 years ago
He’s fishing for more Marion Ravenwoodtype nursing. The last time he complained about any injury was when he broke his back at two years old.