Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for August 17, 2014

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    Plods with ...™  over 9 years ago

    I’m goin’ with cremation. It’s the closest I’ll ever get to having a smokin’ hot body.

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    I’ll be damned to leave my carcass for the vermin to chow down on.

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    DragonflyLover  over 9 years ago

    Cremation here as well, with a handful of ashes between my parents and both sets of grandparents. The rest are to be tossed into the river, so I can meander down to the ocean.

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    KEA  over 9 years ago

    Wanna bet Edna (my mom’s name btw) got her tattoos on the easy payment plan?

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    Jkiss  over 9 years ago

    Yeah I never got past the whole, worms crawl in and worms crawl out thing either. I want my ashes spread over a waterfall on the island of Kauai.

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    ChessPirate  over 9 years ago

    What next purchase?

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    Mirror1  over 9 years ago

    One fellow that I heard tell of wanted his ashes scattered in a Walmart parking lot because he knew that his wife would be visiting at least twice a week.

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