Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 03, 2014
September 02, 2014
September 04, 2014
Transcript:
Hendrix, Lennon, the Ramon's, Cobain, Freddie Mercury... The band up here is incredible! And they don't play music from their new album... Only the music you want to hear!
But the concert seats are terrible. The Apostles, Old Testament patriarchs, non-mythical saints, the only two Popes who made the cut, and everyone admitted prior to the reformation hog up almost all the good ones up front. The saints spend the whole time arguing over who has the coolest wounds. The Apostles are insufferable. The rest of them make fun of John because he was the only one to die in bed, the slacker. The OT guys are always jumping up and making loud pronouncements. If anyone complains, they taunt them, “God ever talk to you, boy? No, huh? He did to us. So STFU, unless you got your orders straight from the Chief.” And have you ever tried to see around those wings?.(And I wonder what they sound like, since they have no bass players. They’re all in the other place.)
It’s funny, as much as Country singers go on about God, nature, Love of Country or whatever, the only ones mentioned are those involved in Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll. Either God has a sense of humor or he isn’t a country music fan.
nahuku over 9 years ago
Lennon? Imagine.
aerilim over 9 years ago
Is Cobain in heaven after committing suicide?
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 9 years ago
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.. – Bohemian Rhapsody.
katzenbooks45 over 9 years ago
“If there’s a rock ‘n’ roll heaven, well you know they’ve got a hell of a band.” – The Righteous Brothers
Nighthawks Premium Member over 9 years ago
Imacyn over 9 years ago
nighthawks, you forgot Bobby Hatfield of the Righteous Brothers who passed in 2003.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
But the concert seats are terrible. The Apostles, Old Testament patriarchs, non-mythical saints, the only two Popes who made the cut, and everyone admitted prior to the reformation hog up almost all the good ones up front. The saints spend the whole time arguing over who has the coolest wounds. The Apostles are insufferable. The rest of them make fun of John because he was the only one to die in bed, the slacker. The OT guys are always jumping up and making loud pronouncements. If anyone complains, they taunt them, “God ever talk to you, boy? No, huh? He did to us. So STFU, unless you got your orders straight from the Chief.” And have you ever tried to see around those wings?.(And I wonder what they sound like, since they have no bass players. They’re all in the other place.)
Jeff0811 over 9 years ago
It’s funny, as much as Country singers go on about God, nature, Love of Country or whatever, the only ones mentioned are those involved in Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll. Either God has a sense of humor or he isn’t a country music fan.
K M over 9 years ago
“And on the keyboards … Harry Truman!”
– John Belushi, doing stage announcementsfrom the National Lampoon stage production “Lemmings”
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
" I dreamed I was there in hillbilly heaven/ Oh what a beautiful sight " – Tex Ritter 01/02/1974 RIP
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
Every night a different concert. A different band.