Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 21, 2014
August 20, 2014
August 22, 2014
Transcript:
Satchel Pooch: Look! I'm putting a bow onto Fungo's gift bag! Bucky Katt: What?! I'm not giving a gift bag to Fungo, you traitor! Much less one with a bow! Satchel Pooch: But he won your contest! You said contest winners traditionally get gift bags, besides...it's pretty. Bucky Katt: Listen, you demon spawn of Benedict Arnold and Martha Stewart, no gift bag! Satchel Pooch: But... you said it was tradition! Bucky Katt: Give it here! Satchel Pooch: No! The gift bag is sacred! The gift bag is sacred!
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rshive over 9 years ago
Some things have been censored from the history books.
jbenzver5 over 9 years ago
’Specially the part about how Martha redecorated West Point so Benny could get a better price for it.
juicebruce over 9 years ago
Classic Bucky Kat !
REPO over 9 years ago
Once FUNGO catches wind he’s won…all bets are off.
ladamson1918 over 9 years ago
“You demon spawn of Benedict Arnold and Martha Stewart…”How long before I have an opportunity to work that into a conversation?
arbyrb over 9 years ago
Drunk History did Benedict Arnold this week, the part of Martha Stewart was played by Winona Ryder.
luvdafuneez over 9 years ago
Swag…
tazz555 over 9 years ago
One person is considered the most hated person I american history…and the other Benedict Arnol
bmckee over 9 years ago
Hey! Don’t be knocking Martha Stewart! I’ve had erotic dreams about Martha Stewart. I’ve never had an erotic dream about Benedict Arnold.
CoBass over 9 years ago
@Liverlips McCracken – What do you have to do to get a rim shot around here?Try this.(For some reason, I couldn’t reply to your comment.
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
But Satchel looks so sweet. So friendly. So huggable.
are all demon spawn like Satchel?