The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 11, 2014
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August 12, 2014
Transcript:
Brutus: So, you've passed me over for promotion again, despite my seniority! What's he got that I haven't got? Mr. Veeblefester: For one thing, he is highly intelligent - he was a Rhodes scholar! Brutus: Hey, I'm no dummy - I can read street maps, too!
johnt204 almost 10 years ago
Yes, but can you refold them properly?
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Right, but he can tell the rhodes from the rivers.
Jim Kerner almost 10 years ago
Yeah. Those nasty rings.
Jim Kerner almost 10 years ago
It’s going to be a looooooooooong week.
Jeff0811 almost 10 years ago
Brutus is still trying to figure out how to fold the monitor when he is done with google maps.
english.ann almost 10 years ago
Brutus Thornapple never heard of Cecil Rhodes. Did he ever hear of Rhodesia (NOW Zimbabwe)? He obviously never earned a Rhodes scholarship. Once, in Readers Digest, I read a short, funny story about a guy who could quickly fold up road maps when others around him couldn’t figure out what to fold in what order. He said he learned how to fold big pieces like that while working at McDonald’s.