Ted Rall for August 01, 2014
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Lethal injections, marked as a "humane" way to execute death-row prisoners, are turning into lengthy torture sessions. A condemned man yelled and choked for 2 hours recently in Arizona. (Man: Jesus) (Woman: I know... the movie starts in 10 minutes.) Most Americans have no problem with this. 55% still approve of capital punishment. Judging by Internet message boards, Americans view longer, more painful executions as an improvement. (Man 2: Serves 'em right!) (Man 3: I'm glad they're sufferin!) (Woman 2: Just like they hurt the victims.) It won't be long before opportunistic politicians begin calling for stretching out executions to last days, months, even years at a time. (Man 1: Everything is bigger in America... including the pain!) (Man 4: Think of all the new executioner jobs!) As always, there is a risk of overreach. (Man 1: Idiot! You executed this guy to age 117... he woul've died earlier of natural causes! (Man 5: Suckers.)
ConserveGov almost 10 years ago
Rambling nonsense once again Ted.
wcorvi almost 10 years ago
This guy’s executon had already lasted 25 years – what’s another couple hours?
Kojak514 almost 10 years ago
“Yelled and choked.” Not one witness described it that way. I heard/read “gasped and snorted” and “sounded like he was snoring”. This guy’s obviously a liar.
Ted Rall creator almost 10 years ago
Would it be rude to vote to execute all of them?
Ted Rall creator almost 10 years ago
I wish I’d read this before I drew my cartoon.
Ted Rall creator almost 10 years ago
Just occurred to me: I missed a chance to make an Obamacare joke here.
TripleAxel almost 10 years ago
Of course the reason why the condemned man was “gasping” (though it appears that the better term for his sounds was “snoring”) is that the state of Arizona had been denied access to more effective anesthesia for the execution as a result of anti-death penalty activism. If anything, therefore, it is those who oppose the death penalty who are willing to make it worse for those on death row for the benefit of public perception.-Ultimately to be justified the death penalty must serve an important purpose. I think that if it has deterred even one murder then it has easily done so, but there are collateral benefits, such as was demonstrated by the case of the Green River Killer. As part of a deal to avoid the death penalty he revealed the locations of some of his undiscovered murder victims. Without the death penalty their relatives would be denied that small level of closure. The case also demonstrates that many criminals fear the death penalty and will try to avoid it, even if the alternative is life imprisonment.
ConserveGov almost 10 years ago
Not sure where you get your “facts” supporting murderers Teddy, but it looks like only 35% of Americans oppose the death penalty. 60% support it. That’s a landslide.http://www.gallup.com/poll/165626/death-penalty-support-lowest-years.aspx
Uncle Joe Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“I oppose the death penalty in all cases except treason…”Because crimes against actual people aren’t as bad as crimes against the philosophical construct that many here seem to despise? I’ll go out on a limb & suggest that the government’s existence is more robust than most of it’s citizens & needs less protection, not more.