Has anyone ever had a dental hygienist who wasn’t a woman? I’ve been going to the dentist for about 60 years now and have yet to see a man in that position.
I moaned loudly when getting the needle into my sinus cavities. So loudly the doctor said to keep it down. I told him people in the waiting room needed to be warned.
a while back, there was a comic showing Herman growing wings because he was eating so much chicken. I have a cute story I’d like to tell on the same subject. I tried signing up, but being a technophobe, I couldn’t get it figured out. But I really think the story is worth telling, so I fought till I got in.
Once upon a time, a little girl and a little boy lived next door to each other. Every day they would have lunch together and they would have chicken sandwiches. When they started school, they would have lunch together and have their chicken sandwiches.Then one day the little girl came to lunch with a pbj sandwich. The little boy looked at her and said “why aren’t you eating a chicken sandwich?” And she replied “because I’ve started growing feathers. Come on, I’ll show you.”They went around the corner behind the school and she pulled down her panties and said “see?” The little boy looked and said "yes I guess you are. But I’m going to keep eating chicken.This went on for a while, and one day the little boy came to school with a pbj sandwich. The little girl said “how come you aren’t eating chicken?” And the little boy replied “because I’m growing feathers too. Come on, I’’ show you”. So they went around the corner behind the school and he pulled down his pants and she looked. She said “yeah, I guess you are, and you’re growing a neck and a gizzard. too!”
Simon_Jester over 9 years ago
You REALLY wanna hear screaming? Wait ’till he sees the bill.
Terr Bear Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’d be more concerned about the dental assistant being dressed like a diner waitress. A good reason to bolt from the room, with or without screaming.
dflak over 9 years ago
Has anyone ever had a dental hygienist who wasn’t a woman? I’ve been going to the dentist for about 60 years now and have yet to see a man in that position.
sparklite over 9 years ago
I moaned loudly when getting the needle into my sinus cavities. So loudly the doctor said to keep it down. I told him people in the waiting room needed to be warned.
Mary McNeil Premium Member over 9 years ago
Why is she wearing an outfit like the waitresses in Mel’s Diner?
anynamewilldo over 9 years ago
a while back, there was a comic showing Herman growing wings because he was eating so much chicken. I have a cute story I’d like to tell on the same subject. I tried signing up, but being a technophobe, I couldn’t get it figured out. But I really think the story is worth telling, so I fought till I got in.
Once upon a time, a little girl and a little boy lived next door to each other. Every day they would have lunch together and they would have chicken sandwiches. When they started school, they would have lunch together and have their chicken sandwiches.Then one day the little girl came to lunch with a pbj sandwich. The little boy looked at her and said “why aren’t you eating a chicken sandwich?” And she replied “because I’ve started growing feathers. Come on, I’ll show you.”They went around the corner behind the school and she pulled down her panties and said “see?” The little boy looked and said "yes I guess you are. But I’m going to keep eating chicken.This went on for a while, and one day the little boy came to school with a pbj sandwich. The little girl said “how come you aren’t eating chicken?” And the little boy replied “because I’m growing feathers too. Come on, I’’ show you”. So they went around the corner behind the school and he pulled down his pants and she looked. She said “yeah, I guess you are, and you’re growing a neck and a gizzard. too!”