The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for August 29, 2014

Oh SNAP, Ma!

Wow, what a car the idiot bought his M-I-L. Has an AM radio, a trunk and a back seat. And gets 12 MPG. Maybe even three on the floor. And tyres. But not that expensive warranty.So much love and respect, it makes me a little teary. Snif.

The only one who is not an idiot is the Salesman, and he just won a bet!

Only driven by a little old lady (with chronic halitosis) on days ending in ‘Y’.

It never takes long to flunk an idiot test. Now, the stuff that requires you “ta tink a liddle bit”: GAWWWWWWSH!!

Nothin’ wrong with that car, now that they’ve replaced the farter.

Anyone else have trouble finding the find-it? (It must be under one of the speech balloons.)

It looks like Julie has named the model of the vehicle… it is a “Pace Ma” presumably a take off on an old AMC Pacer. The real AMC Pacer was one strange little car! I recall its quirkiness and oddities with great fondness. If anyone is interested and does not remember this sort of beast, here is a link to a catalog image of that funny little car: http://www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/amc-pacer1.jpg

@Pipe, I would guess even an old Pacer would get more than 12MPG. (and that’s only the dealer’s claim!).

Look out Crustwood, here comes Ma right down the middle of the road, 20mph, rolling stops, no signals at turns, but signal on the rest of the time, park by feel. She will be able to do a lot of damage with this tank.

Find it ?

Unless she forgot it entirely (not the first time), Julie may have hidden the find it in one of the pennants (perhaps thinking it would show large enough to identify).

Can’t Find-It.