Policeman: Sorry, sir. This is a jogging path and I clocked you at a dead run... Runner: Oh, Maaann! There goes my insurance rate.
You should have thought about that before you started running, sir
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You should thank the officer. You could have fallen and gotten a bad case of dash rash!
Then he told the cop ” My wife ran away with a cop and I was running away. I thought it was you trying to return her. ”
“That’s not a problem sir. You can go to Jogger’s School and keep it off your record”
You should never run in red, it always gets their attention
another reason i never jog or run
that cop was just trying to fill his monthly quota
and don’t let him tell you they don’t have a quota
Cities are strapped for cash.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
You should have thought about that before you started running, sir
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COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
You should thank the officer. You could have fallen and gotten a bad case of dash rash!
jtviper7 about 14 years ago
Then he told the cop ” My wife ran away with a cop and I was running away. I thought it was you trying to return her. ”
johndoe4024 about 14 years ago
“That’s not a problem sir. You can go to Jogger’s School and keep it off your record”
captainedd about 14 years ago
You should never run in red, it always gets their attention
bald about 14 years ago
another reason i never jog or run
that cop was just trying to fill his monthly quota
and don’t let him tell you they don’t have a quota
fredbuhl about 14 years ago
Cities are strapped for cash.