One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for March 26, 2017

Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.

And that’s not counting the variations: “I hate Bosco/Made with TNT/Mother put it in my milk to try and poison me…”

To a batter it’s a long home run. To a hero it’s a mon-u-ment. To a smoker, it’s a Kent.

Ninja Kitty strikes again at Creators.com.

I was never a child. I have always been the age I am now.

Ruthie knows better.

@RPMurray (“Reply” isn’t working):

We sang it this way:

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“♪♫ Winston tastes bad,

Like the one I just had,

No filter, no taste,

Just a (name your price) waste!”

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NOTE: I’ve never smoked. Never will.

How about this one, folks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExSlyoVTX3I

Meanwhile, a sign that winter’s over is in today’s comic at creators.com.

L.S.M.F.T.

Our own son as a toddler would reenact commercials on TV. Our daughter never did.

I know the Oscar Meyer and Double Mint jingles. I’d rather not look up the others.

“Hey! Get your cold beer, get your ice-cold Ballantine Beer!” or, how about, “Hey Mabel!, Black Label, Carling’s Black Label Beer.” For years I knew Bob & Ray as Bert and Harry Piel. And yet, I never drank a beer and never wanted to.

Buckle up for safety, buckle up

Buckle up for safety, always buckle up

Show the world you care, show your underwear

Get your seat belts buckled, everybody buckle up