How do you catch an elephant?You dig a deep hole. Line the bottom with ashes. Place peanut around the edge of the hole.When the elephant comes to eat the peanuts, you kick him in the ash hole.
“I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, how I got int…wait a minute, I’ll get this right, yet… How the pajamas shot ..no, that’s not right either.. but he had big flappy ears….no, it was a SHE, I’m sure… ANYways, I had this gun, see?”
Ever run into one of THEM sort of joke-tellers?? Makes me want to go home, get my gun and my pajamas and… well, you know..
Argythree about 9 years ago
Joe the Drama King…
nosirrom about 9 years ago
How do you catch an elephant?You dig a deep hole. Line the bottom with ashes. Place peanut around the edge of the hole.When the elephant comes to eat the peanuts, you kick him in the ash hole.
unca jim about 9 years ago
“I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, how I got int…wait a minute, I’ll get this right, yet… How the pajamas shot ..no, that’s not right either.. but he had big flappy ears….no, it was a SHE, I’m sure… ANYways, I had this gun, see?”
Ever run into one of THEM sort of joke-tellers?? Makes me want to go home, get my gun and my pajamas and… well, you know..
ChessPirate about 9 years ago
What did the Elephant say to the naked man?“How do you pick anything up with that?”
celeconecca about 9 years ago
What was the name of the old drunk who used to work at the elephant park?
Dunga-Gin.
sameyers2 about 9 years ago
On another note, love the time dad is spending with his kids!
Boise Ed Premium Member about 9 years ago
London britches falling down, falling down, falling down, …
Ushindi about 9 years ago
Ruthie tells jokes like my mother used to…LOL
CalLadyQED about 9 years ago
I find it very, very strange that a child says “britches.” Seriously, it’s like they’re from the past.