One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for August 16, 2014

Diet soda is even less healthy.

I’ve had chips for breakfast before and I wash almost everything down with soda.

seems James’s poverty and/or parental neglect for the basis of the humor here;hmmmm?

Chips and pop, the breakfast of champions. Actually the only difference between some chips and breakfast cereal is the amount of salt used. Corn Chex vs Bugles, for example. There are also recipes to turn some cereals into snack mixes.

Wait’ll he’s 21It’ll be Lite Beer

My breakfast today; Apple fritter and Coca-Cola. I’m 61 years old. No one tells me what to eat.

I thought “chayduh” meant cheddar.I did eat a few Pringles for breakfast during a college winter term, just to give me the energy I needed until lunch. (The cafeteria did a poor job keeping stock at that time.)

Cold pizza, not just for breakfast anymore.

The stuff they substitute for sugar is less healthy.