Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 18, 2010

Adam, if you need a cup. You are not a coffee addict!

Maybe you could have found a straw.

Decaf? Yeeech! Still, he could have scooped it up in his hands. Can’t let good coffee go to waste.

I vote for scoop with the hands too. Oh, wait a minute, let me stir my cup of coffee. lol!!!!

What’s so bad about decaf?

Ladies and gents, join me in;

MY COFFEE PRAYER ~

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal (tm): For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: And I will dwell in the House of Maxwell forever.

Oh-man!

Hey, Adam, it’s just a dream. If you couldn’t dream up some cups, you have no one to blame but yourself.

And while you’re at it, maybe you could dream up a DESSERT island instead.

Swim a couple of laps.

it has whale poop in it anyway.

Don’t tell me it’s black coffee. What about cream and sugar? Gotta have my cream and sugar…

LOL, Doc - the pipeline takes ona different meaning.

Go back to sleep and try again!

Frerd and Ed are in a rowboat and find a genie. The genie, citing the recession, grants them just one wish between the two of them. Fred butts in and wishes that the lake on which they’re floating were filled entirely with beer. BOOM! There it is.

Ed is furious. Fred says “What’s the problem? There’s enough beer for both of us”, but Ed replies “Yeah, you idiot, but where are we supposed to (urinate)?!?”

Doc T did you get a chance to see my warning about coffee yesterday. It could be even more dangerous than you suspect ( :

He needs a coffee 12 step program.

Huh. I think I am in the wrong group here. I don’t drink coffee, nor do I like the taste/smell of coffee, and caffeine does literally nothing for me (yes, I have tried it in many variations). It doesn’t even manage to keep me alert. =[