In any case, it is an interesting strategy. Suppose that the entire tribe were to be arrested for poaching. Would Major Hunt lock them all up and continue to support them forever? If they served a sentence, were released, then re-offended, what would he do? Presuming that poaching isn’t a capital crime, he’d be stuck for a good solution and, eventually, would be depopulating the “protected” antelope herds to feed the captive natives.
Or they could do what we do in America. Put the whole tribe on welfare. Make them totally welfare dependent. Give them food, housing, free education, and health care.
Bring them ALL over here to the USA! Drop them off at the US/Mexican border and have them say they are from Central America! Jump on the “Free Ride” Bandwagon like Tribemate “davidf42” stated! :(> FeedOurOwnFirstAGowa!!
wiselad almost 10 years ago
kind of like America, lot of people become criminals so they can get free food, lodging, exercise equipment, free library and use of basketball courts
hawgowar almost 10 years ago
No to mention the fun of being gang-raped in the showers.
Old Comic Strip Lover almost 10 years ago
Plus, there are no lions in the prison to cause problems for anyone.
Old Comic Strip Lover almost 10 years ago
Hey Phritzg…you called it right yesterday on arresting the whole tribe to get them food.
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Colonialism strips the natives of their normal food supply, so they must turn to crime to eat.
rdmacgregor almost 10 years ago
In any case, it is an interesting strategy. Suppose that the entire tribe were to be arrested for poaching. Would Major Hunt lock them all up and continue to support them forever? If they served a sentence, were released, then re-offended, what would he do? Presuming that poaching isn’t a capital crime, he’d be stuck for a good solution and, eventually, would be depopulating the “protected” antelope herds to feed the captive natives.
davidf42 almost 10 years ago
Or they could do what we do in America. Put the whole tribe on welfare. Make them totally welfare dependent. Give them food, housing, free education, and health care.
J Short almost 10 years ago
Yeah, tell the rest of the tribe. We need some chicks in here.
profkatz almost 10 years ago
Bring them ALL over here to the USA! Drop them off at the US/Mexican border and have them say they are from Central America! Jump on the “Free Ride” Bandwagon like Tribemate “davidf42” stated! :(> FeedOurOwnFirstAGowa!!
Locksley1 almost 10 years ago
Or Major Hunt could make them work for their keep until their sentence is up.
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