Oh we don’t care where the ship is going as long as it has a 24 hour buffet. We’ve been on cruises with people like them. And now on the new ships, you have a choice of places to eat.Tank tops, such a smart look for men! ack. Especially tucked in over a gut. A big gut. A really big gut!
Ok, break out the Brain Bleach. This one is gonna stick with me for a good long while unless I can wash it out of my head with a good dose of BB. >shudder!<
I know that Jerry likes to advertise his (dubious) masculinity, but here’s a message to the Jerrys of the world from the Mikies, “We really don’t want to see either your major or minor junk!” I can’t speak for the Susans of the world but I can hazard a guess that they don’t either.The only good thing I can think of is the extended diet I would go on if I were in the buffet line behind Burl and Jerry and all their sweat, fat and hair.
I read someplace about a poll which showed that while some men think extra body hair makes them feel more masculine, most women are turned off by it. (And most women think excess body building is ugly.)
Yeah. But it’s not every man who is willing to comment negatively about his own lack of taste by returning, day after day, to read the same useless garbage.
@Dani, I agree that too much body hair is horrible (especially if it is course and scratchy) and I agree about the body building (although I prefer SOME hair, especially if soft) and working out is not the same as trying to look like a Charles Atlas ad. I like a man with broad shoulders and strong arms (who can pick me up easily).
Naturally we know that neither Burl nor Jerry can lift anyone – much less the Darwin sisters! And they should never be seen in a tank top.
My new guy can wear all kinds of clothes when required, but usually when he’s dressed will have a regular white T under a button up shirt (or snaps for many of the western ones) and long sleeves even in 100+ weather.
They’ll eat half the food on the boat……then retire to the stern for a “breather” before going in for the last half……when the ship’s bow suddenly rears up out of the water!!
Crab, I fail to understand. You complain mightily that the strip is stupid as well as the comments and commenters, yet here you are! Why? I don’t like Brussels Sprouts but I don’t go anywhere near them nor do I talk about them. I don’t understand. Could you be Julie’s ex-husband or something?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Oh we don’t care where the ship is going as long as it has a 24 hour buffet. We’ve been on cruises with people like them. And now on the new ships, you have a choice of places to eat.Tank tops, such a smart look for men! ack. Especially tucked in over a gut. A big gut. A really big gut!
mikie2 almost 10 years ago
And a hefty set of moobs! And enough hair to knit a sweater. For a baseball team.
Laura Gildwarg almost 10 years ago
Ok, break out the Brain Bleach. This one is gonna stick with me for a good long while unless I can wash it out of my head with a good dose of BB. >shudder!<
mikie2 almost 10 years ago
I know that Jerry likes to advertise his (dubious) masculinity, but here’s a message to the Jerrys of the world from the Mikies, “We really don’t want to see either your major or minor junk!” I can’t speak for the Susans of the world but I can hazard a guess that they don’t either.The only good thing I can think of is the extended diet I would go on if I were in the buffet line behind Burl and Jerry and all their sweat, fat and hair.
Dani Rice almost 10 years ago
I read someplace about a poll which showed that while some men think extra body hair makes them feel more masculine, most women are turned off by it. (And most women think excess body building is ugly.)
shamest Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Oh another reason I don’t do cruises
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Yeah. But it’s not every man who is willing to comment negatively about his own lack of taste by returning, day after day, to read the same useless garbage.
vldazzle almost 10 years ago
@Dani, I agree that too much body hair is horrible (especially if it is course and scratchy) and I agree about the body building (although I prefer SOME hair, especially if soft) and working out is not the same as trying to look like a Charles Atlas ad. I like a man with broad shoulders and strong arms (who can pick me up easily).
Naturally we know that neither Burl nor Jerry can lift anyone – much less the Darwin sisters! And they should never be seen in a tank top.
My new guy can wear all kinds of clothes when required, but usually when he’s dressed will have a regular white T under a button up shirt (or snaps for many of the western ones) and long sleeves even in 100+ weather.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 10 years ago
They’ll eat half the food on the boat……then retire to the stern for a “breather” before going in for the last half……when the ship’s bow suddenly rears up out of the water!!
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 10 years ago
No, you’re Tenderheart or Teddy or Winnie!!
mikie2 almost 10 years ago
Crab, I fail to understand. You complain mightily that the strip is stupid as well as the comments and commenters, yet here you are! Why? I don’t like Brussels Sprouts but I don’t go anywhere near them nor do I talk about them. I don’t understand. Could you be Julie’s ex-husband or something?