Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 12, 2014

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I didn’t get the yolk.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Guacamole !

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Well, people do keep posting that “Humpty Dumpty”, the nursery rhyme, wasn’t necessarily about an egg…

    Humpty Dumpty, out of the blue,Fell off the wall, and split right in two…All the chef’s trying and all the cook’s hype…Can’t make guacamole if Humpty’s not ripe.
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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    How do you do it so late at night? You have the quickest mind of anyone! Good work, girlfriend!

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    tahoeh2o  almost 10 years ago

    God is very disappointed in avocados.

    He is? -He said he made the pit too big…

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