A 450º oven should do it, though the Slate explainers might disagree that the ignition point for paper is always 451º : http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/explainer/2012/06/ray_bradbury_death_does_paper_really_burn_at_451_degrees_fahrenheit_.html
Recently, while at the library I watched a grown man pick his nose, wipe it on the book and put it back on the shelf. That ended what I wanted from that section to this day!
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
You’re overreacting, Petey.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
that child has just too many problems.
Stellagal almost 10 years ago
They run the books through the dish washer. Yeah, that’s it.
fuzzybritches almost 10 years ago
Actually, it’s the bookworms. They eat the germs overnight.
Gokie5 almost 10 years ago
A 450º oven should do it, though the Slate explainers might disagree that the ignition point for paper is always 451º : http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/explainer/2012/06/ray_bradbury_death_does_paper_really_burn_at_451_degrees_fahrenheit_.html
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Does Madeline’s sarcasm get obscured by Petey’s anxiety? Petey could be headed for a remote hermit’s cave in a few years….
starmar68 almost 10 years ago
Recently, while at the library I watched a grown man pick his nose, wipe it on the book and put it back on the shelf. That ended what I wanted from that section to this day!
heatherjasper almost 10 years ago
Because my library has a library cat, the librarians wipe each book and DVD case with a wipe to clean off any cat dandruff and fur.
stamps almost 10 years ago
Schrodinger.
Jim Kerner almost 10 years ago
This kid is weird! I’m sure that he’s going to be in therapy for the rest of his life.