Monty by Jim Meddick for July 07, 2014
July 06, 2014
July 08, 2014
Transcript:
The pink flamingo killer? He may be our only hope to catch the gnome decapitator. Back in the 90s he was responsible for a string of flamingo lawn ornament mutilations... It's risky, but I hope to use his deranged mind to gain insight into... Aahh! Don't be alarmed it's only a moisturizing gel mask. The A/C in here is murder on my psoriasis. Oh, cucumbers.
vecihi almost 10 years ago
He once ate a garden flamingo’s liver with fava beans, too. Fsk fsk fsk fsk.
Thanks for a nice start to a terrible week, Mr. Meddick.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
So, tell me, Dr. Lector, based on your lurid experiences as the Pink Flamingo Killer, what insights can you give me on the Gnome Decapitator?
Look within, Mr. Montahue. What do you see? Can you imagine what it feels like to saw through the neck of that tiny lawn creature, to heft the head in your hands and fondle its jagged sawn edges? Don’t you know, my friend Monty, that YOU ARE THE GNOME DECAPITATOR?!
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
So, where is Clarice Starling?