The Martian Confederacy by Paige Braddock and Jason McNamara for July 17, 2014

Thus “Red Planet of the Apes” was born.

And strange hieroglyphics were found on buildings. We think they signified what the building’s use was, but they have never been deciphered, Some of these contained odd pictures and or letters.

Here is one building found in the East Meridian Quadrant:

Cue Thermians reviewing our historical records ..

And then there was this guy who was a boxer, then his hair grew out and he was a one man army. His name was either Samson or Rambo.

Well, at least it was entertaining history.

Tell me again how Abraham Lincoln invented the automobile and won the clone wars after he freed the Slavs.

I knew I was lied to as a kid Fall out shelters indeed…. I always thought there was something fishy about those steel reinforced 6ft thick concrete walled labs

The question, is this actually a Mars where Planet of the Apes happened, or are researchers by-and-large idiots?

So funny they think Planet of the Apes was a documentary! Haha! (＾▽＾)

William Shatner really did conquer space travel!