Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for July 08, 2014

Jarrod who??? Was he around Milford last football season?

Good thing he stood and half-raised his hands to deliver that line. Very leader-like.

Hmmm. Let’s see. It’s Summer. Hot as hell. Everyone else is hanging out at night and sleeping in every morning. We’re getting ready for two-a-days, playing some silly seven-on-seven, and getting our a$$e$ kicked while doing it. But let’s start competing now, because Jarrod thinks it’s a good idea.

Only the third time this week I have heard the Germans/Pearl Harbor joke.

I regret that I have only one life to give to this football team

QB Jarrod Hale, number one in your hearts, number one in your scorebook.

In all reality, Ask not what your football team can do for you, ask what you can do for your football team. Ich bein Milford footballer !

All together now.

DA DA, DA DA DA, DA DAH.

“Nobody ever died for Dear Old Milford, but Jarrod might be the first.”

Funny satire today folks. P3- Run to the shadows, run to the shadows, run to the shadows of these golden years…

I dunno. I don’t recall Milford being competitive since the ’70s.

Mr. Thorp……tear down this field!

“I believe that this school should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man in the endzone.”

Veni, vidi, vici,…now to the showers!

“7-on-7 Tournament 3rd Place Champions!”

J-Rod is my candidate for a group ass kicking due to his over- the-top faux enthusiasm. Who anointed him starting QB? Did Pascoe have anything to say about this? Probably not….

Well that tournament gave us a lot of thrilling sports action, if nothing else. Let’s check out MUT’s take on it.

Tomorrow’s first panel should be a chorus of “Just play!” from the rest of the team.

Milford, first in war, first in peace, second in the Valley conference (Apolo-geez to FDR)

Sad thing is there are so many today that really don’t know you are joking. Or for that matter what you are even referring to.

To rephrase a quote about General Motors: "What’s good for Jarrod Hale is good for MILFord High.

Oh my gosh, the commenters are on a roll today. Some of the best and funniest of all time. Kudos to tedybgame, wmac8898, Mr Reality, softball coach, miffedmac, WoodyTB, myself (okay, I’m biased), chiphilton, Pogoreader, Ellisburkes (twice).

In all reality , thanks Mop and thanks to all commenters. The comments submitted each day are truely priceless.

P3- can I get in trouble for saying the little head is speaking for the big one?