The Knight Life by Keith Knight for June 21, 2014

Being a bit overweight (at the time— now I’m just fat) the Navy sent me to a dietitian’s class. She told us to make healthy choices when eating. Well, we’re on a ship: I said, what about when they serve hot dogs, split down the middle, stuffed with a slice of cheese, and wrapped in limp bacon? She was horrified, as everyone else nodded: yeah, we get that, too.