Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for January 31, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    Things were slipping before you started putting that stuff on your hair.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I should try lard – at least I’d have an excuse!!

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    BigGrouch  over 14 years ago

    Lard should only be used for making biscuits.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    JOE-ALLEN-It is also used to plug up peoples arteries and cause heart attacks.

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    alondra  over 14 years ago

    I wouldn’t have it. In nearly 25 years of cooking I’ve never used it. I’ve rarely even used shortning.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Will lard cure “hat hair”?

    Bryllcream, a little dab’ll do ya Watch out, the girls will all pursue ya They love to get their fingers in your hair.

    EWWWW!

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    axe-grinder  over 14 years ago

    LOTI!

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    Yukoneric  over 14 years ago

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the days of butchwax.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    hm, instead of needed deposal of these old jokes at the dump, they have been re cycled in the form of a comic strip

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    axe-grinder  over 14 years ago

    Actually, that’s a funny comment. I’d never heard this joke before. But I don’t mind old jokes or old songs or old stories or old recipes, as long as they’re done well. This is masterful recycling!

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    joefish25  over 14 years ago

    this was leaning towards funny until the last two panels..

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    imrobert  over 14 years ago

    OR

    Bryl-creem, a little dab’ll do ya, Bryl-creem, you’ll look so debonair. Bryl-creem, the gals will all pursue ya, They’ll love to RUN their fingers through your hair.

    OR

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRcRIbExrfg&feature=related

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago

    “Stop using that greasy kids’ stuff!”

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    kab2rb  over 14 years ago

    Joe-Allen your great -grandfather was fortunate to live in his 90’s. On my dad’s side his uncle’s never made it that age they died of heart attacks due to greasy food and they where farmers. My dad’s dad he did young I was a child, he and my grandma lived in a small town I think he had cancer. Shortening is out of the question for me I have to take something so i don’t have a heart-attack.

    Back in the old shows like Laverne and Shirlery didn’t both of those guys use grease on their hair?

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    axe-grinder  over 14 years ago

    I love Mexican food!

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    kab2rb  over 14 years ago

    Joe that 20mg statin pill is that Dr.’s prescription or over the counter. I currently take Vitorin that is expensive our medical insurance pays but that will be running out this fall. I plan to ask Dr. for a cheaper pill. I’m just happy my cholesterol is down including bad type and that is eating eating healthy no fats. As for Leverne and Shirley show Lenny and Squiggy sure looked like their hair was greased.

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    alondra  over 14 years ago

    ScurvyDog1 said, about 3 hours ago

    I remember the sickly sweet smell of butch wax. It was pink and came in a round push-up tube. Perfect for the flat top haircuts that were all the rage in the 50s!

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    I remember when I was a kid my brothers had that brush cut with the little bit on top they’d use that butch wax on it. My dad was a barber and he would shave their heads except that little bit and put that stuff on it. I can still see him doing it and remember how it smelled.

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