Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 30, 2010

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling "The Education of Louis" Boy: Hey, Louis. You waiting for your ride? Louis: Huh? Yeah. Boy: What'd you just stuff into your pockets there? Louis: My pockets? Louis: Oh, these. Yeah, they're collector's items I'm going to sell on eBay. I was examining their condition. Boy: What are they? Louis: They're called figures or figurines or something, from the Star Wars movies. careful. Boy: Huh. How much you get for 'em? Boy #2: Lemme. Louis: Well, I bought them for $15 from a dude in Summit... Louis: I'm pretty sure I'll get $50. Boy: Fifty bucks?! Louis: Yeah, it's sort of a side business. Boy: Sweet. Boy #2: Not even in-box! Louis: Yeah, I guess some doofuses really go for this stuff. Boy: Well, it's not really $35 profit -- who pays shipping? Louis: Um, eBay pays for shipping. Yeah, so it's total profit. Boy: You think you could get me in on this kind of thing? Louis: We could talk about it. Boy #1: Cool. See ya, Maltby. Boy #2: $35! Sounds like bull. Louis: Yeah. Louis: Whew. Louis: Look out! Noooo! Pow!