Monty by Jim Meddick for July 13, 2014
July 12, 2014
July 14, 2014
Transcript:
Are you done yet? I'm hungry. Yeah, yeah... This oughta do it!... For just once in my life, I wanna have a normal, pleasant picnic... In the past, whenever I've tried to enjoy a picnic, it's always been overrun by ants! But not this time!... I sprayed the perimeter, sprinkled borax around and placed ant traps in strategic locations! Um, ok. Mmm... I think I'll start with a roasted pear, walnut and arugula rap with sunflower seed dressing. Hey! What...?! Sadly he forgot to take into account the squirrel factor... Ahhhh! Aah
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
The Rodent Revolution strikes! And Monty is down!
billyruffian almost 10 years ago
Squirrels go nuts for arugula
vecihi almost 10 years ago
After “Night of the Lepus” comes… Day of The Squirrels! Blood-curdling terror coming soon to a theater near you. Not for the faint of the heart.
Your nuts will never be safe again.
Donaldo Premium Member almost 10 years ago
now I want one of those wraps
MisterDave almost 10 years ago
I’ve been attacked by squirrels. Not a pleasant experience.
Bobongo almost 10 years ago
The only solution is napalm. “We had to destroy the picnic area, in order to save it”.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
That’s what he gets for eating that crap. Ham sandwich would be much better……
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
If he had brought a stale bran muffin – Monty could have thrown it and the squirrels would be happy.
Ink blot Premium Member almost 10 years ago
So that’s where squirrels go, when they’re not in my back yard, raiding the bird feeders.
Barker62 almost 10 years ago
Assuming there’s nothing prohibiting it then Monty’s g/f’s shotgun with #7 shot might be in order as the load of 00 Buck normally carried might be too much!
Mmmm, squirrel stew, fried squirrel, roast squirrel…squirrel kabob…possibilities are nearly endless!
OldestandWisest almost 10 years ago
She wears her uniform on a picnic? Or is that the only clothes she has?
djingodjango over 4 years ago
….including spring loaded acorns with tiny buzz-saws!!!
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not a fan of the cop girlfriend.