The perfect guy doesn't drink doesn't smoke doesn't cheat and doesn't exist.
I don’t smoke, I don’t cheat; two out of three.
My husband must be cheating, then.
Either that, or he’s dead, Auntie.
The church basement men?
But you do perverted things in phone booths.
I smoke -I drink and I exist !
I am not perfect but I HAVE NEVER CHEATED in a relationship !
The perfect partner is never the one you’re looking for.
Hey, I’m married to that guy!
I don’t drink, smoke, or cheat. I am gay, though, so Auntie is still out of luck…
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I don’t smoke, I don’t cheat; two out of three.
paha_siga almost 10 years ago
My husband must be cheating, then.
ladykat almost 10 years ago
Either that, or he’s dead, Auntie.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 10 years ago
The church basement men?
jonesb almost 10 years ago
But you do perverted things in phone booths.
What? Me worried ? almost 10 years ago
I smoke -I drink and I exist !
I am not perfect but I HAVE NEVER CHEATED in a relationship !
pcolli almost 10 years ago
The perfect partner is never the one you’re looking for.
Catherine Spencer-Mills Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Hey, I’m married to that guy!
up2trixx almost 10 years ago
I don’t drink, smoke, or cheat. I am gay, though, so Auntie is still out of luck…